Top 10 Reasons Farm Trucks are Never Stolen

• They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of fuel.
• Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.
• It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.
• It takes too long to start and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboards clouds your vision.
• The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.
• They're too east to spot. The description might go a little something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc. 
• The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape.
• Top speed is only about 45 mph.
• Who wants a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield.
• And last, its hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.